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[secretasshole]

[David looks... unsettled. Which is saying something, considering his usual emotional range seems to be self satisfied smirking to completely disinterested smirking, and that's about it.]

I would appreciate hearing from anyone who is still presently on board the ship.

[Because he might have wished that he didn't have to deal with most of you, and now he can't see or hear about 80% of the people on board anymore.

Feel free to have him bump into you sometime! Literally. He can't see you. Someone should come up with a tagging system.]

Comments

[secretasshole]

Eloquently put as usual, Chris.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, that's how I roll. Who's missing from the ship?

[secretasshole]

Derek Powers, Iris Wildthyme. Several others.

[mistconduct]

What? No way. I talked to Powers like a day ago.

The hell..

[secretasshole]

Mira has said she can still see them. I assume this is purely an unintended consequence of my wish.

[mistconduct]

Well...what'd you wish for?

[secretasshole]

That I wouldn't have to interact with most of the other passengers on board this ship.

[mistconduct]

Wow. Mission accomplished.

But aw, I'm touched I'm one of the few you wanna talk to.

[secretasshole]

Are you surprised?

[This is rhetorical.]

[mistconduct]

Not really. Honored.

[secretasshole]

You should be.

[mistconduct]

Easy there, Louis the Great.

[secretasshole]

I'm merely stating a fact.

[mistconduct]

Funny, how facts all seem to begin and end with the statement "David is great."