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[secretasshole]

[David looks... unsettled. Which is saying something, considering his usual emotional range seems to be self satisfied smirking to completely disinterested smirking, and that's about it.]

I would appreciate hearing from anyone who is still presently on board the ship.

[Because he might have wished that he didn't have to deal with most of you, and now he can't see or hear about 80% of the people on board anymore.

Feel free to have him bump into you sometime! Literally. He can't see you. Someone should come up with a tagging system.]

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[exnihilo]

...are you okay?

[secretasshole]

[Oh your god, is he glad to see you. u__u]

I seem to have either accidentally banished most of the ship's passengers or made them invisible to me for the duration of this disturbance.

[Oops.]

[exnihilo]

Well. I can still see everyone.

[Which doesn't necessarily mean they're there, but increases the chances considerably.]

[secretasshole]

[Eh, he has slightly more faith in your perception of reality than you do, Mira. B(]

Well, I suppose that rules one option out.

[mistconduct]

David?


The fuck.

[secretasshole]

Eloquently put as usual, Chris.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, that's how I roll. Who's missing from the ship?

[secretasshole]

Derek Powers, Iris Wildthyme. Several others.

[mistconduct]

What? No way. I talked to Powers like a day ago.

The hell..

[secretasshole]

Mira has said she can still see them. I assume this is purely an unintended consequence of my wish.

[mistconduct]

Well...what'd you wish for?

[secretasshole]

That I wouldn't have to interact with most of the other passengers on board this ship.

[mistconduct]

Wow. Mission accomplished.

But aw, I'm touched I'm one of the few you wanna talk to.

[secretasshole]

Are you surprised?

[This is rhetorical.]

[mistconduct]

Not really. Honored.

[secretasshole]

You should be.

[mistconduct]

Easy there, Louis the Great.

[secretasshole]

I'm merely stating a fact.

[mistconduct]

Funny, how facts all seem to begin and end with the statement "David is great."

[adelphoktonos]

Still here. [Helena's voice is a drawl. So what if you've never spoken to her before.] Unfortunately.

[secretasshole]

At some point, you'll likely come to appreciate it.

Or remain discontent until the Admiral gets bored with you.

[adelphoktonos]

He gets bored?

[secretasshole]

I don't know.

[adelphoktonos]

Mm. Do you appreciate being here?

[secretasshole]

In some ways.

Do you?

[adelphoktonos]

[No.] I should be with family. Not here.

What do you appreciate?

[secretasshole]

Respect.

[adelphoktonos]

Do you get it here?

[secretasshole]

Not often.

More often than I did where I came from.

[adelphoktonos]

So where did you come from?

[secretasshole]

Earth.

[Which is probably not helpful.]

[adelphoktonos]

You get no respect on Earth?

[secretasshole]

No.

[adelphoktonos]

Why not?

[versusnurture]

David? It's Abigail. What's going on? You sound. Weird.

[secretasshole]

[Oh good, he can see you, too! That means he can see at least. Uh. Four people. Good.]

I've inadvertently made most of the other passengers on board invisible. From my perspective, at least.

[versusnurture]

. . . Weird.

[What the fuck even is this Barge sometimes.]

But not me?

[secretasshole]

The wish was directed towards those on board I have less than positive opinions of.

[He likes you. u_u]