010 웃 VIDEO

[secretasshole]

[David clicks on the video feed and smiles, polite and somehow a little more genuine seeming than normal, maybe less like he's smiling politely because he feels like he has to, and more because he actually wants to. It's still a little unsettling, because, well, this is David and he's not human, but it's still clearly more friendly than he usually is.]

Good afternoon. As we're currently experiencing a flood, I felt it wise to offer assistance to anyone who feels they may need it.

In other news, we're currently lacking any inmate assistance in the library, so if anyone would be interested in volunteering, feel free to contact myself, Chromie or Arthur to arrange something.

[Private to Sandoval]

Mr. Sandoval, I believe we should arrange a meeting whenever is convenient to you to discuss our current plan of action regarding your rehabilitation and future graduation.

[Private to Chris]

I trust you're following the doctor's orders to ensure a speedy recovery?

Comments

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Are you fucking kidding me. My fucking warden gives them back, doesn't even TELL...




Whatever.



Yeah, I'm awesome. Drugs are awesome. How are you? You look way happier than usual.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

I'm quite alright, thank you. I'm glad to hear you're feeling better.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Yeah, Merlin did this crazy magic of his and I get to cheat heal for a while.

So, uh.

I have no fucking idea what this flood is. You're happy, Rex is vetting weak wardens, Megamind is trying to talk to me about gay sex...It's weird.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

How so?

[Private]

[mistconduct]

I don't know what the theme is.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

You just described perfectly normal behavior of three residents.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Yeah, that's not normal for them - for you - at all. We seem to be having some weird cognitive dissonance.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

Apparently. Have you noticed anything else?

[Private]

[mistconduct]

No, but it's still early.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

Good point. Do you need anything? I'm sorry I was unable to come by earlier, but it's my understanding that you've had quite a fair share of visitors.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Yeah, shitton of people came by, I'm kind of...shocked about it, to be honest. Seriously. Who knew I had friends like this?

[Private]

[secretasshole]

I believe most people are concerned because of your relative young age. It's not uncommon for people to want to look out for those that seem somehow vulnerable, even if they're perfectly capable of looking after themselves.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

So it's not because they give a shit about me specifically and they'd do that for any teenager here.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

I think that explains their initial behavior. You do have an interesting way of growing on people.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

What, seriously?

No one ever told me that.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

From what I've observed, I'd say that's the case.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

That's so fucked up. I mean, I didn't figure I..

Fuck.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

What?

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Back where I live, the people who stay around me are either family or they're paid to be around me. Bodyguards and shit.

It is just fucking weird.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

I assume this is an improvement, then.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Definitely an improvement. It's nice to be wanted somewhere.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

Your family doesn't want you?

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Your family has to want you.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

Not necessarily.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Well, I mean. This is getting into weird territory for me, so I'm just going to say you're stuck with your family no matter what.