010 웃 VIDEO

[secretasshole]

[David clicks on the video feed and smiles, polite and somehow a little more genuine seeming than normal, maybe less like he's smiling politely because he feels like he has to, and more because he actually wants to. It's still a little unsettling, because, well, this is David and he's not human, but it's still clearly more friendly than he usually is.]

Good afternoon. As we're currently experiencing a flood, I felt it wise to offer assistance to anyone who feels they may need it.

In other news, we're currently lacking any inmate assistance in the library, so if anyone would be interested in volunteering, feel free to contact myself, Chromie or Arthur to arrange something.

[Private to Sandoval]

Mr. Sandoval, I believe we should arrange a meeting whenever is convenient to you to discuss our current plan of action regarding your rehabilitation and future graduation.

[Private to Chris]

I trust you're following the doctor's orders to ensure a speedy recovery?

Comments

[Private]

[secretasshole]

I suppose that's true. From what I've observed.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

At least when people get close to you you know they're there because they want to be.

Or they're trying to manipulate you.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

Or both.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Or both.

Just letting you know that I'm the first with you, not the second.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

I appreciate that.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

And you know I mean it because anyone trying to manipulate you wouldn't be this fucking obvious about it.

[Private]

[secretasshole]

I would hope not.