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[secretasshole]

[So David doesn't often lie. He just often bends the truth, and intentionally misleads people, because he's an asshole and he might have promised to be better behaved, but he still enjoys that much.

And this flood has apparently decided to call attention to that in a particularly strange way.

Meaning his nose is now like, a foot long. And will probably be getting longer without the assistance of a fairy or a witch or something.]

This is terribly inconvenient. [That's true at least.

Anyway.]

It's been more than a year. I would appreciate it if I would be rewarded with my humanity, now, Fairy.

[He doesn't sound demanding, though. More plaintive, honestly, which is definitely new for him.]

[ooc: Basically David is Pinocchio. 8v]

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[adelphoktonos]

[Hello David, have (after a little close-up paw on comm button action) a vixen that appears to be sort of barking laughter at you until the laugh turns into a grinning yawn.]

You made a bad choice, trusting a fairy.

[secretasshole]

I've also made bad choices trusting a fox.

[Also a cat. Just sayin'.]