035 웃 VOICE

[secretasshole]

Mira Hidalgo is in a coma.

[David doesn't sound crushed, or sad, really. Pensive, maybe.

He is a little bummed, though. He knew he wouldn't be an especially good warden, but it has been slightly frustrating to realize how little he's able to actually accomplish here. He likes Mira, but he has been wondering if she might benefit from someone else.

Someone who actually understands what it's like to be human.]

I will continue to monitor her in the hopes she wakes up.

[It kind of sounds like he's not especially interested in adding anything else, but apparently he decides better of it.]

It is highly inadvisable to go wakeboarding off the back of the ship.

[JUST SAYING, Chris what are you.]

Comments

[mistconduct]

...Okay, for the record? Wakeboarding does not cause comas.

[secretasshole]

I didn't mean to imply that they do.

[And technically, if you fell and hit your head hard enough on something solid while wakeboarding...

But he will be quiet about that for now.]

[mistconduct]

Why you gotta be a fun-ruiner, David?

[secretasshole]

Because I've been attempting to be a more responsible individual since graduation.

[Or maybe because he's still a shithead who likes ruining people's fun when he's in a bad mood.

Or maybe he doesn't want you getting stranded on some shitty planet for months after falling off the side.

Who the hell knows, really.]

[mistconduct]

Weren't you always like a million times more responsible than most dudes here?

[secretasshole]

One of the benefits of not being human.

[mistconduct]

Rub it in our squishy organic faces, why don't you.

[secretasshole]

It's one of the few pleasures I indulge in.

[mistconduct]

Just try not to smirk so much when you do it. Gives the game away.

[secretasshole]

But it's so difficult not to.

[mistconduct]

No. Stop, David. You're a warden now. Time to act your age.